The Final Humiliation of Gordon Brown PM

Gordon Brown
(Prime minister)
Sat crying in his office
“What’s up?”
Ed Balls
(Secretary of Children, Schools and Families)
Asked as he entered the room.
“It’s all shit!”
Howled Gordon
Ed Balls drew closer
“You know what must be done”
He whispered
Brown stood and wiped tears
From a red and blotchy face.
He kissed Ed on the cheek.
Gordon Brown
Sat smiling in his office
“Why?”
Ed
Cried as he entered the room.
“You told me to?”
Howled Gordon
Ed Balls drew closer
“I meant a general election”
He hissed,
Balls slapped a tabloid on the desk
“FINAL SHAME OF PM
AS HE BOOTS SWAN TO DEATH”

By Adam Warner

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